The Los Angeles County Museum of Art is having a “Love Hurts” tour on Valentine’s Day, inspired by works of art in their collection that portray heartbreak, jealousy, affairs ending badly, and more!

Afterwards, there will be a “Love Hurts” RED pop-up dinner inspired by the tour—with communal tables and a savory prix-fixe menu.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. I got my tickets ($50 for Members, $60 for everyone else). I’m totally doing this.

UPDATE: Feb. 14, 2013: LACMA has decided to print up the “Love Hurts” Tour for future non-cynical non-Valentine’s Day use.